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Instead of me using this space to create the posona that the sun shines out of my A*S, i Thought i would give you 10 Things to ponder over instead 😃) Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1 YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (YOLO) edit
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